Daily Planet Reporter: So, like, why do you guys all wear 'em? Huh? I mean, they look really uncomfortable and impractical. They can't have pockets, can they? ...and they're so tight.
Superman: Yeah, well, that's why they aren't called "looses".
1. See, Mark would never have let on that he’d been the one pulling the practical joke.
2. Jeff would never let on that, in fact, a practical joke had occurred.
3. There would have been no laughter… ….just a growing smile in the quiet solitude of our vans as we Hoosiers who figured out that a practical joke had, in fact, occurred, drove back home after the show was over.