I'm too puzzled to say much. There's a good explanation. I know there is.
Sure, it feels like finding out that Andrew Wyeth is taking painting lessons from Thomas Kinkade. It's not that. No, it's really not.
It's more like hearing John Henry endorsing a steam drill.
Sittin' on his pappy's knee
His pappy picked him up and set him back down
In front of the ol' Tee Vee, lord, lord
In front of the ol' Tee Vee
Oh well, we all know where man leaves off and machine begins, right? Right? We DO know, don't we?