If you threw a dart into the shelves of the 800 section of your local library, the odds are great (what with the number of Dan Brown novels alone) that your dart would end up stuck into the spine of a novel based on Masonic Conspiracy theories.
Heck, there's even a book for the short-attention-spanned among us to guide us through such conspiracies...
And it's not just books/novels. There are a huge number of movies based on the same theme:
Well, give me a few hours at the pottery wheel with my mind spinning at least as fast as my wheel, and I'll come up with at least a dozen more good Masonic Conspiracies of my own...
Mason Reese Conspiracy -- Cute children take over the world.
Mason Williams Conspiracy -- The world is taken over by the use of a new WMD -- classical gas.
Mason Dixon Conspiracy -- The South rises again.
Mason Stains Conspiracy -- The world is covered in glaze, fired, and decorated with fritted oxides.
Perry Mason Conspiracy -- At the last minute, the world survives, but Hamilton Burger loses yet again.
Molly Mason Conspiracy -- Folk fiddlers force-feed fiddle fever to an unwitting world.
Mason Shoes Conspiracy -- Only those with sensible shoes will survive.
Mason Jar Conspiracy -- we will all be trapped in a jar -- like lightning bugs -- by a kid who forgot to put holes in the lid.
There's a lot of #moss here in Portland
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